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If it's Christmas in Utah by omelets4sqwerls If it's Christmas in Utah by omelets4sqwerls
Ya, so it's a little late. But really, it doesnt have to be Christmas to see thest things. I think most people will need me to explain. Most of these are Mormon jokes, so I LOVE them :aww:

Umm... sorry about my crap-for-crap drawings. I was rushed to finish them soon.



12 NEW WALMARTS:
Ya, there have been a lot of new Wal Marts lately. (I'm so mean to that squirrel...)

11 SISTERS QUILTING:
In the Mormon church, all the women are called sisters. It's stereotipical that Mormons make quilts, but it's true (I think I only have one blanket that's not home made ^^;)

10 PERCENT TITHING:
10% of what we made we give to the church, sortta like the Catholic collecting plate, I think.

9 CLOSED OFFRAMPS:
There was a lot of construction going on, especially a few years ago, and a lot of offramps were closed.

8 SPECIAL SPIRITS:
Usually the person you merry or want to merry is that special spirit.

7 BOMBING SEAGULLS:
No kidding, they are all over the place.

6 KIDS AND COUNTING:
It's a fact. Mormons just have big families. Deal with it.

5 OH MY HECKS:
Mormons don't cuss, and this is one of the popular replacement curses.

4 ORANGE BARRELS:
Dude! These are practically the state tree! They are EVERYWHERE! (ya, thats why the squirrel is in it, cause I was thinking about how it's "a tree"... sorry it's so lame)

3 JELLO SALADS:
You cant have a feast without jello salad. It's just not natural. (umm... dont ask me why he's in the jello. I really dont know)

2 BIKING ELDERS:
A lot of missionaries, people who spread the gospel, ride bikes around. The men are called Elders, and it's really easy to spot them because no other guy in a white shirt and tie ride their bikes in twos.

POPCORN POPPING ON THE APRICOT TREE:
From when you are a kid to the age of 12 you are in a program calles Primary for sunday school. You learn a lot of songs in Primary, but the most popular is "Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree." There are even fun hand motions to go with the song :aww:


Umm... MORMON PRIDE!!!
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crazynutbob Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Now I wanna listen to that song! :XD: Although they should have mentioned the weather... ah, well, still funny. :giggle:
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MayeGirl Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
yeah, there are a lot of missionaries. So many, that they just blend in with the business folk and college students. lol
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DietBudah Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
and construction on I-15!
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uchihaguy Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
Oh man, couldn't put it better myself! "Six kids and counting." Good job! :D
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windprint Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so cute and clever! xD
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pepperpizzapal Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
As a fellow Utahn, you are going to see A LOT more than four orange barrels. (They very well may be the only things in the state that reproduce faster than us LDS.)
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omelets4sqwerls Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
Oh my goodness, your last comment made my day!
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pepperpizzapal Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Glad to be of service.
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Ailat Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahhahaha! I love the popcorn popping and the oh my hecks. Those were the best!
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sleepyrie Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
XD im a mormon! and i cant quilt at all :( but my mum can! and my grandma!

YAY MORMON PRIDE!
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